News from the dark side

[Twylyte]

I really need your help on Spinebreaker in the Guild "Most Wanted".

I have been trying to run this guild now for some months and they really are a rabble.
We all share teamspeak as we play. We share money and other stuff and we all stay at about the same level.

Despite the server being one of the most dangerous and hostile in any game. They really aren't taking this seriously.
We play all times but mostly Wednesday evenings and we always play as a team.

I never thought I'd come across another player who's jokes were worse than Rachels or Debs (until Bryan joined us) and now with this new guy Brodski it's gotten worse.  I need your help it's more like a carry on film than a serious PVP game. They don't even mind losing!

I am an undead, demon summoning skeleton in a skirt and I will be taken seriously. Can you help me. We are capped at level 29 so it's very easy to fully participate quickly.

We are short an Ice Mage and maybe some more Warriors or Druids. Candidates should -

• Not be of the view that Warlocks are "to be seen and not heard"
  Do not think "Mind Flay" is peculiar sexual practise and therefore snigger
  Should not name their pet pig after other (very important) guild members
  Should not scream "Kiss my Axe" after every kill
  Do not suggest "more hugs" as an alternative PVP strategy

Thank you

Mark (Skarab)

[Sandmann]

But what's wrong with the hugs?

[brodski]

But what's wrong with the hugs?

we'll never have enough of them to make it a viable pvp strategy.

As an alternative I  suggest that I roll an alliance toon on spinebreaker and destroy our enemies by whispering bad jokes to them.

A dwarven hunter I suppose, as they have a 1% racial bonus to critical hits with puns.

[Magorian]

I've always been a fan of jovial guilds who group together. I particularly like it since there are a lot of harcore raiding guilds out there who suck all the enjoyment out of the game by insisting or a quiet TS, - DKP for trash talk etc. Youmay laugh but it happens. Much nicer to see people doing what they should do with a game and playing it for the pure enjoyment of playing

[Twylyte]

Yep that's us.
I think the more difficult game environment drives it one way or the other. With Most Wanted it is definately in the "but we'll die laughing" category.
I have to say I'm really enjoying it and we are playing well to boot.

Mark 

[brodski]

Yep that's us.
I think the more difficult game environment drives it one way or the other. With Most Wanted it is definately in the "but we'll die laughing" category.
I have to say I'm really enjoying it and we are playing well to boot.

Mark 

Yeah, its fun. The two groups we had last night racing though wailing caverns was great, even if swifty did cheat by not picking me for his team, of course he’s going to win if he uses underhand tactics like that…

Did the SFK run happen after I logged? If so, how did it go?

[Paladinftw]

Did the SFK run happen after I logged? If so, how did it go?

Nah, SFK didn't happen in the end, Swifty had to log not too long after you but ah well. Hopefully I should be on-line next wednesday and I will be playing catch up so I will be running instances most of the night if anyone is up for joining me. I have all the SFK quests and quite a few for WC. Was great to see you all again and when I logged on I was surprised to see how many people were on-line, was a great turn out and hopefully I should be able to join in that turn out more often.

-James

[Sandmann]

Yeah - we're managing the puns... but we're lacking in the really offensive comments without you...

Soliel will be available for any instances - gimme a shout if you need a hand with anything.

[Swifty]

Seems I have catching up to do so if anyone fancies a run on a night other than Wed just shout (cant do tues tho).