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Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #315 on: 13 August 2010, 07:02:53 pm »
 :o This one's for Deb's  ;D

http://www.youswear.com/

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #316 on: 14 August 2010, 12:09:02 am »
Quote from: Naaman on 13 August 2010, 07:02:53 pm
:o This one's for Deb's  ;D

http://www.youswear.com/

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i liked the wookie section
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Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #317 on: 20 August 2010, 09:25:22 am »
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...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #318 on: 22 August 2010, 02:45:52 am »
SyFy still haven't got over their creature movie phase

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8gRF_m6CSI&feature=player_embedded

 ;D
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...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #319 on: 23 August 2010, 01:50:49 pm »
A maths geek joke so bad I couldn't resist sharing it: (you need to have done a little calculus to understand it)

A constant function and e^x are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. So e^x follows him and asks why the hurry. "Well, you see, there's this differential operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!" "Ah," says e^x, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
e^x: "Hi, I'm e^x"
diff.op.: "Hi, I'm d/dy"

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Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #320 on: 9 September 2010, 01:52:25 am »
Not as obtuse as a maths joke  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE-ZmwATS8E

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #321 on: 1 October 2010, 07:52:06 pm »
This certainly explains the morning commute....


http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/27/m25_curse/
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Swifty

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #322 on: 7 October 2010, 02:59:15 pm »


From the lecture slides f my current tutor.

How to do well in this module:


Early Advice
1. Learn C++ ASAP – and I mean really learn it
– More on the C++ Boot Camp in a minute
2. Learn to use Visual Studio ASAP, including running
projects using DirectX
3. Cancel your WOW account immediately
4. Think about your original game/team early on


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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #323 on: 25 November 2010, 07:53:00 pm »
I liked this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEE4Pib8QcQ

but for scary, read the comments.
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #324 on: 25 November 2010, 11:57:19 pm »
Quote from: RipRend on 25 November 2010, 07:53:00 pm
but for scary, read the comments.

Yeah, that's a bad place to go...
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Swifty

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #325 on: 26 November 2010, 08:16:20 am »
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #326 on: 26 November 2010, 08:20:27 am »

WoW dances and source clips:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066_q4DIeqk


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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #327 on: 26 November 2010, 03:01:00 pm »

Goblin /sillies. Really cant wait to get my gobbo shammy

Male Goblins

"Oooooh, I got it. What if we were to ORGANIZE crime."
"She told me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted to her. So I took her stereo."
"When in doubt, blow it up."
"I dabbled in gold farming, but I couldn't get the coins to sprout."
"Skip to step three: Profit!"
"One word: Plastics."


Female Goblins

"Out of the way you nub Goblin."
"Yes, I'm a gold digger. And copper, and silver."
"I'm a free spirit, I don't like to be tied down. Oh, you mean that literally. I'm totally into that."
"Skip to step three: Profit!"
"You have to keep up. Everything these days is now, now, now; me, me, me; murder, murder, murder."
"If at first you don't succeed, blow it up again."
"With the right bribes ANYTHING is street legal."
"I don't make jokes, I make money."
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #328 on: 9 December 2010, 05:46:19 pm »
apologies if you have seen this
The new (?) Old Spice Advert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE&feature=player_embedded

and then the Seaseme Street version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM&feature=player_embedded
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Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #329 on: 20 December 2010, 11:49:25 pm »
Quote from: RipRend on  9 December 2010, 05:46:19 pm
apologies if you have seen this
The new (?) Old Spice Advert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE&feature=player_embedded

and then the Seaseme Street version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM&feature=player_embedded

ROFL

"I am on a horse"
Moo!
"Cow"


Funny cat vs internet comic  Clickie


And one for Swifty :)


« Last Edit: 21 December 2010, 12:09:53 am by Naaman »
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...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!
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