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Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #345 on: 26 January 2012, 07:04:09 pm »
Nice - had a link to the new Aardman movie as well;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=EPJF6mR6krM

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When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #346 on: 8 February 2012, 08:01:58 pm »
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #347 on: 17 February 2012, 11:28:49 pm »
An injury you don't want:

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2012/01/04/2898249.html

apparently somebody tried to edit disc to disk and got it wrong.

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #348 on: 27 February 2012, 11:21:38 pm »
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #349 on: 15 April 2012, 12:44:10 am »


A warlock walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a glass of beer and starts relaxing, when all of a sudden, a DK walks in and sits next to him. He turns to look at the warlock and says: 'Hey buddy, conjure me up something to drink,'

The warlock raises an eyebrow and looks to the DK, clearly confused. He set his bottle down and spoke, slowly, and clearly, so as not to confuse the DK.

'You want me to summon water? Buddy, you've got the wrong person...'

With that said, he returned to his drink. However, the DK spoke up once again.

'Well if you can't conjure me up something to drink, can you at least conjure me up something to eat?'

The warlock sighed heavily and set his drink down, turning once again to face the DK.

'If I can't conjure you something to drink, what makes you think I could conjure you something to eat? You clearly need a mage, now stop bothering me.'

The warlock returned to his drink, only to find the DK nudging his shoulder.

'Oh I'm sorry,' the DK said mockingly. 'I thought you had something to offer to someone other than yourself.'

The warlock smoothly rose from his seat, grabbed his bottle of beer, and swung it hard, smashing the DK full in the face. The DK collapsed on the floor amidst a shower of beer, blood, shards of glass, and shattered pride, groaning in pain. The warlock tossed the broken neck of the bottle on the floor, and smoothed his robes.

'Oh I'm sorry,' he said with a smile. 'I thought you could tank.'


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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #350 on: 23 October 2012, 01:00:16 am »
OK, Posi and co finally went off the deep end :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMA0jb4x-yw&feature=youtu.be

Sean "Dr. Bat-Aeon" McCann, Matt "Positron" Miller, Tim "Black Scorpion" Sweeney, Andy "No Redname" Maurer, John "Protean" Hegner, Jeff "Arbiter Hawk" Hamilton, Eric "Clockwork01" Johnsen and Positot.

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #351 on: 23 October 2012, 10:12:17 pm »
OK, Posi and co finally went off the deep end :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMA0jb4x-yw&feature=youtu.be

Sean "Dr. Bat-Aeon" McCann, Matt "Positron" Miller, Tim "Black Scorpion" Sweeney, Andy "No Redname" Maurer, John "Protean" Hegner, Jeff "Arbiter Hawk" Hamilton, Eric "Clockwork01" Johnsen and Positot.
Spare time and internet memes...

Never a good combo  :P
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #352 on: 17 January 2013, 06:05:08 pm »

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #353 on: 20 January 2013, 12:20:31 am »
Neat trick if you can get away with it.

http://www.siliconrepublic.com/careers/item/31078-computer-programmer-fired/

Saw that  :D

So, how come it's ok when the company does it?  :P
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #354 on: 4 February 2013, 01:15:51 am »
So... this guy had a few old, used 9V batteries laying around...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hwLHdBTQ7s

244 of them... :o
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #355 on: 14 March 2013, 03:12:40 pm »
Looks like I'm going to the cinema at some point

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Cwy92hbYPno

NSFW

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #356 on: 17 March 2013, 02:49:20 pm »
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #357 on: 28 March 2013, 07:14:48 pm »
Awesome..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aCOyOvOw5c&feature=player_embedded#!

Pictures and sound (real but enhanced by Skywalker Sound) of the shuttles SRBs, from takeoff to splashdown
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #358 on: 2 April 2013, 02:33:01 pm »
While CoH may be dead, the devs and their humour live on:

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City of Heroes®, the world’s most popular super-powered MMO is celebrating its upcoming non-existent 9th anniversary with a special promotion, “0 XP Weekend.” During the special “0 XP Weekend,” players will find that no matter what missions they complete or villains they defeat, they will earn no experience or even influence. It’ll be like they’re not even playing the game anymore.

“Our Marketing team spent a lot of money and time into research what our players want, and it turns out that most players don’t actually enjoy leveling,”  said former Paragon Studios Lead Designer Matt “[REDACTED]” Miller, “In fact, our surveys indicate that players believe that earning no experience will make them feel even more heroic.”

Additionally, since City of Heroes® no longer requires a client download, a server, or even a computer, players will be able to enjoy “0 XP Weekend” everywhere they go, on every mobile and non-mobile device.

“I kept telling people we’re going to take it to the next level. Well, we already hit the top, so the only other place left to go is back to rock bottom!” said Melissa Bianco, former Lead Producer for City of Heroes®.

For a successful MMO, such a dramatic system-wide change could take months or years of development time, and cause permanent changes to the game’s ecosystem. Fortunately, now that City of Heroes® is no longer in production, the former Paragon Studios Development Team has found that they’re able to make any imaginary changes they want with absolutely no lead time or consequences.

“We’ve already tested out ‘0 XP Weekends’ on the beta shard, and the players have been ecstatic about it. Or they would have been if we still had a beta shard. Or players.” said Nate Birkholz, the former Former Producer for City of Heroes®.

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #359 on: 14 July 2013, 09:52:36 am »
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
The best way to accelerate a PC is at 9.8m/sec/sec.

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