Awwww....... No more "Hopless desire" as Swifty edited it.....
Hopelss desire.
Anyone else get the feeling Swifty isn't exactly "hopless" at the moment??  

I feel sorry for that cucumber... Yep, the cucumber... At least the geko can fight back...  And probably win too.... 
 
  
 
EDIT: But seriously.... group name...
Cucumber liberation front?
(no no no no bad ZM, bad ZM! 

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REALLY seriously.... (beware, thesaurus at large....)
Wretched Promise
Forsaken Ambition
Looking for antonyms creates supreme oddness...
Hopeful Despair