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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #150 on: 28 January 2008, 02:53:33 pm »
A chance to outrage your family one last time ...

http://www.eternalimage.net/st_page.html

I'm looking at you Doctor Ram

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #151 on: 5 February 2008, 12:01:46 pm »
OK, Star Trek above, Star Wars below....

Death Star Canteen

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #152 on: 20 February 2008, 06:22:02 pm »
Silly buggers and heavy machinery  ;D

http://dansdata.blogsome.com/2007/12/19/boys-and-their-eight-ton-toys/

More stuff in the comments as well
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #153 on: 5 March 2008, 01:47:14 pm »
A series of articles from the blog of an organic chemist titled "Things I won't work with"

http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/things_i_wont_work_with/

As an example the top article is reporting a substance that burned the sand in the fire bucket
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #155 on: 17 March 2008, 02:15:55 am »
Techno gibberish, awesomely done  ;D

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/95/
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #156 on: 24 March 2008, 12:46:47 pm »
I agree its morally wrong but I still found the concept funny
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #157 on: 27 March 2008, 01:33:47 pm »
Somebody posted this link on the CoH Euro boards, cue Salvation army music and a lecture on the demon drink:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7314643.stm

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #158 on: 4 April 2008, 02:23:50 pm »
This from a discussion after the April Fools announcement about which powerset would make the "Freeem!" sound...

Quote from: Squez
Do not try to reason the freem. BE the freem.

Freem is a state of mind. Freem is hitting Aim and Build Up and charging headlong into that purple lieutenant with naught but a freem between you and certain death.

Freem is knowing that no matter what happens, you're better than "Plop!" which the energy melee stalkers would have gotten for their AS.

Freem is confidence that no matter how many enemies surround you, you'll still be looking good. Freem is scoffing at big green numbers over your head, enemies running in place in a tar patch, and some guy on your team shouting things at packs of enemies. There is merely freem, and freem is there, not merely to smack thine enemies in the face, but to bounce them into a wall, catch them on the rebound, and launch them in a heap at some wussy scrapper's feet.

Freem...it's what's for dinner.

From this thread --> http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=10525663&an=0&page=0&gonew=1#UNREAD

Also one of the other Blizzard AF pages :) http://eu.starcraft2.com/features/terran/taurenmarine.xml
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #159 on: 18 April 2008, 12:47:43 pm »


Lord Recluse's worst nightmare

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2KxkW8t8xX8

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #160 on: 21 April 2008, 11:00:12 am »

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #162 on: 24 April 2008, 11:42:04 am »
Skippy, of Skippys List fame, on winding up exhibitionist furries in CoH  ;D
http://skippyslist.com/2008/04/24/infrared-neck-vs-the-furries/#more-97

(And if you haven't already check out the original "Skippys list" from there as well)
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #163 on: 29 April 2008, 12:38:37 pm »

Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #164 on: 3 May 2008, 12:45:16 pm »
3rd best Dev post evar!! http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=10569734&page=0&vc=1

(For the record, 1st is Statesmans "Go.Hunt." and 2nd is Posis "That crap's all grey to me", IMO)
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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