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Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #135 on: 28 October 2007, 11:17:00 pm »
Quote from: RipRend on 27 October 2007, 11:04:35 am
strange scary and cool.

the 10 most manly guns (and why)
http://arthurshall.com/x_2007_manly_firearms.shtml

Good - Just trying to work out how much of that is parody  ???
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #136 on: 8 November 2007, 09:25:20 am »
Another "Geeks with to much time" one, steampunk style  modded computers and accessories. Check out the links in reply 10 as well ;) http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1413
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #137 on: 12 November 2007, 06:13:17 pm »
Copied from the Eurocore forums:

Earlier today, someone gave a rather interesting reason why that person needed to leave - I'll neither mention the reason nor the person just in case it was a private matter. But it got me thinking - what were some of the best excuses for leaving a team in your experience?

Here are two particularly funny ones I've heard:

1. 'I need to find somewhere else to live'

We were street-sweeping in Boomtown (This was Issue #1), a large 8 man group. One of the members goes AFK, whilst the rest of us continue to fight on. Suddenly he comes back...

Player: Sorry guys I gotta go...
Player: I beat up my sister, and now I'm being kicked out of the house and need to find somewhere else to live. Seeya guys.
Us: Err... okay. Bye.

This was followed by someone telling us that they needed to pick up a cake. *blinks*


2. 'The CD has finished burning...'

So we're on test, Issue #2 has just come on board, and with it comes the new respec trial. I manage to get on a team, a team that is struggling somewhat, and one of our members is struggling with his pc due to performance problems...

Player: Ah, maybe it was just that I'm burning a CD at the same time.
Us: Yeah that might do it.
Player: I'm burning my MILF porn collection on CD.
Us: ....
Player: And now its finished! Great! I'm off to go and watch it now, bye!
Us: ....

Frankly, given how bad our team did, I think I might have preferred watching porn to the crap we had to put up with.
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #138 on: 21 November 2007, 09:38:20 am »
Given how quickly the conversations cross the line....  ;D

You'll probably appreciate this comic - http://www.lucid-tv.com/index.html
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #139 on: 21 November 2007, 02:27:22 pm »
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #140 on: 9 December 2007, 02:44:42 am »
Translation of a cat conversation - http://www.snotr.com/video/658
 ;)
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #141 on: 15 December 2007, 01:26:50 am »
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #142 on: 15 December 2007, 05:56:07 pm »
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #143 on: 21 December 2007, 09:43:47 am »
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #144 on: 30 December 2007, 10:52:44 pm »
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #145 on: 5 January 2008, 10:28:11 pm »
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Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #146 on: 8 January 2008, 12:50:37 pm »
ZOMG!!

UniqueDragon is back!!!

The end times are upon us!!!!


Click here for the evidence

EDIT - And it brought Cuppajo over from Tabula Rasa as well!


« Last Edit: 8 January 2008, 01:03:08 pm by Naaman »
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #147 on: 8 January 2008, 01:11:59 pm »
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Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #148 on: 11 January 2008, 06:12:51 pm »
Gizmodo (Internet tech review site)
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CES (Consumer Electronics Show)
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Kit built TV-B-Gone

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*snicker*

http://gizmodo.com/343348/confessions-the-meanest-thing-gizmodo-did-at-ces
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #149 on: 12 January 2008, 11:04:09 pm »
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