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Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #45 on: 9 November 2006, 12:29:39 pm »
Whilst more of a pen and paper joke most people should find this situation familiar  ;D

Gone with the Blastwave
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #46 on: 10 November 2006, 03:21:30 pm »
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #47 on: 10 November 2006, 07:59:36 pm »
OK, so this whole comic amused me, but I liked this particular panel :D

http://www.errantstory.com/archive.php?date=2006-08-07

... and it's not even part of the story
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Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #48 on: 15 November 2006, 02:19:39 pm »
Couple of good threads from the official boards :)

Piss take of the "Where's I8!" drama :)

http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=general&Number=6809133&page=0&fpart=1

and 'The Six Second rule'

Quote from: Desmodos
When standing before a spawn, ATs have 6 seconds to perform their function or request of strategy. If 6 seconds elapses and tankers have not tanked, defenders/controllers have not buffed/debuffed; scrappers are immeadiately absolved of any resulting chaos from running in. Any Scrapper subjected to the 6 second rule should be praised for their patience and receive top priority on all buffs/heals during the resulting mayhem.

Scrappers initiating attacks prior to 6 seconds should be chastized for failure to work with the team. No effort should be made to assist the scrapper who has obviously tried to solo the spawn. (At this point it becomes a spectator sport for the rest of team) Should the scrapper fall, said scrapper is subjected to full length of ridicule permitted by the EULA.



6 second timer begins when ANY scrapper states in team chat "Ready!"

6 second timer is restarted when any member of the team requests hold/rest or proposes a stategy.


***special note: the rule was extended to 6 seconds upon team mate requests. Used to be 4 seconds.***
« Last Edit: 15 November 2006, 02:32:32 pm by Naaman »
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #49 on: 15 November 2006, 05:56:57 pm »
Got The IT Crowd on DVD couple of days ago... Menu system is pure 8-bit retro, but the thing that really cracked me up was finding they've put two sets of subtitles - English and L33T

I literally had to just stop watching after barely minutes of having the L33T subtitles switched on, because I was in danger of pissing myself laughing:
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YO! N00b!
What I always do with script kiddies is attack their weak point for massive damage
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- Ph34r M3 N00b!
- LOL!
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- St0p, D4v3
- My m1nd 1s g01ng

After I composed myself and started to watch it again, I was much amused when the the character Jen was getting into the lift to go to the IT dept in the basement the L33T subtitles suddenly popped up with:
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Welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System

Not to mention when "Moss" is talking about comparing the texts in the adult and children's versions of a Harry Potter book, the L33T subtitle equivalent (in L33T speak) actually mentions getting the DVD and Laserdisc editions to check if Han shoots first...
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #50 on: 15 November 2006, 07:01:10 pm »
This was the creative genius winner on the Euro servers, it's a bit hit and miss but there is some good stuff in there. I recommend issues 3 and 5.

http://fury101.the-yarn.net/narchives.php

Mino

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #51 on: 6 December 2006, 02:57:40 pm »
Another silly USB device, courtesy of THe Reg

http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/12/06/usb_secret_base_button/

I soooo want one :)
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #52 on: 11 December 2006, 04:59:18 pm »
OK, Naaman emailed me this, but not posted here, so I thought I might as well......

Idiots and automatic bollards
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Naaman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #53 on: 16 December 2006, 01:12:09 am »
A little skit called "Sexual Consent"

http://www.glumbert.com/media/consent

Bizzarely funnier as it's SFW :)
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #54 on: 19 December 2006, 04:07:32 pm »
Got this at work... had to share....

clickee
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #55 on: 25 December 2006, 10:56:06 pm »
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #56 on: 4 January 2007, 02:20:36 pm »
While playing a couple of days ago i came across this very interesting Character

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a203/Fredbobjimmy/screenshot_2006-12-29-19-08-52.jpg

A controller with Tank powers, but still with Controller health. Seeing this toon made me think, could there be a Tank out there is Controller powers?
« Last Edit: 4 January 2007, 02:24:11 pm by fredbobjimmy »

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #57 on: 7 January 2007, 05:15:44 pm »
When eyeing a large and dangerous mob...
...A Tanker says, "Stay here while I distract them with my rock hard (granite) body."
...A Brute says, "Stay here while I let them kill me so I can kill them faster!"
...A Scrapper says, "Stay here while I.....ya know what, screw it---CHARGE!11!!1!!11!!1!!

Zombieman

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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #58 on: 8 January 2007, 08:07:10 pm »
This video, entitled Spiders on Drugs, almost made me forget my headache and how coughing makes it worse....

I loved the comment about the one on THC... ;D
« Last Edit: 4 March 2007, 02:20:16 pm by Zombieman »
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Re: This cracked me up
« Reply #59 on: 24 January 2007, 02:17:29 pm »
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1163920477-1162651963075.b.jpg

Somebody posted a link to this on the Euro boards, thought it deserved a wider audience.

Mino

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